what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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