I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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