i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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