I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
