How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
