I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
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Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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