Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
The adults are the big ones right?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
