Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Randomize