She announced her abortion via fbk
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Sext me about skeletons
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
