my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
What should our trivia night team be named?
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"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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