ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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