I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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