I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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