is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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