that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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