so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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