I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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