Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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