haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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