At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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