Cold hands, warm shart.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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