My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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