yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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