she was so not down for the gang bang
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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