don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You are a genius and a whore.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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