i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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