STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Sext me about skeletons
Randomize
