Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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