i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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