Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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