If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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