hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
