Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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