No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
My life is pants optional.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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