I love black thongs
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Come share oat with me in your robe
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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