the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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