I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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