Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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