Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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