yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
the raccoons are back...
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