if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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