what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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