You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Randomize