I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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