i just google imaged poop.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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