Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
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