these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
