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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
you made out with another girl for some wings
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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