the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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