trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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