i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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