did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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